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$ 4.00
Baby on Board
Tired of those LAME ASS triangles, want to tell the world about your little bundle of joy in a way cool way… gotta get this stucker for your ride. Garranteed not to suck like those stupid triangles.
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$ 2.50
Bad Example
You know how your Moma always said if you can’t say something nice about someone, don’t say anything….
This will help you find the special words for that “special” someone.
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$ 4.00 - $ 8.00
Ben D'Over for Oil
Feeling a little screwed at the pumps these days?
We sure are… Let the world know just how you feel about big oil with one of our “Ben D’Over for Oil” stuckers.
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$ 5.00
Celtic
Are you a patty wacker? Show off your Celtic roots (or just be a poser) with these bitch’n cartoo’s for your ride.
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$ 2.50
Corvette Dick
Everyone knows why you got the damn thing anyway… Be proud.. tell the world.
Also makes a great revenge sticker for that Corvette driving dick in the cubicle next to you.
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$ 3.00
Cousins
Victim of inbreeding? Know someone that is? Reach out to them with this icon of back woods canadian inbreeding… if we have red necks north of 60… this is their leader.
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$ 2.50
Dryer Instructions
What the instructions would say if they were honest.
Beat them to the punch and stick this where the sun don’t shine… in your local pub’s washroom.
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$ 4.00
Extra Security
You can never have enough security.
These pointed and timely stuckers will help alert those would be thiefs to the true nature of your affairs.
Hopefully, they’ll go for an easier target like someone with a “beware of dog” sign.
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$ 4.50
Feel Good
This pair of feel good stuckers will get you in the groovy zone, but quick. Grab some good peace vibes and grove with the other tribal sun worshippers
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$ 4.50
Goofy Cow Disease
With all the various animal born diseases let’s not be too carefull. This dreadfull pox is spreading like wild fire and people need to know.
Be one of the first to alert your friends and neighbours to this terrible outbreak, don’t let them be the last to know.
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$ 4.00
Hooters
Tell the world how much you love those endagered hooters.
Get a breast of the situation and really lick the problem.
These stuckers will absolutely let the world you’re a nature lover.
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$ 2.50
I'm Not Gay
These handy revenge stuckers are great for getting back at that total dick in your life.
Someone at work pissing you off? Need to leave a message for the neighbour? Try sticking them with one of these baby’s on their car / truck / mailbox / desk / window…
Get...
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$ 5.00
Iconic
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol, you’ve felt left out. Now’s your chance to become an icon.
Stick some of our iconic art on your gas guzler to add instant street cred.
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$ 4.00
Just Married
Don’t forget to tell your MA!
For all you romantic rednecks out there… here’s one for the old F150
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$ 5.00
Moustash Rides
In case your wild animal magnatism isn’t enough to draw them in for you, now with this classy addition to your mating call, the women (or men if that’s what you like) will be linning up for a free ride on the love train.
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$ 4.00
Mr Cleaver
Did this mean the same thing back in the 50’s?
Somehow I’m not sure Ward would have said this in mixed company.
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$ 8.00
NFG Bush
Tell the world what you think of Mr Arbusto himself, get our George W Bush bashing license plate stickers.
Check back often as we’ll be adding other states soon.
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$ 4.00
Old Limp Dicks
Get excited about the “old limp dicks”.
The upcoming (pardon the pun) 2010 celebrations in Vancouver make this the perfect way to “raise” your support for these “monumental” events.
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$ 2.50
Parking Revenge
This handy stucker is great for those parking challenged people that box you in at the donut shop.
Tell them how you feel, leave them something to remind them of you.
Better yet, stick it to their bumper and they’ll drive around like idiots till they notice.
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$ 4.00
Scooby?
These 4 words have led us to the dizzying heights that we are at now, without these wise words of wisdom we would not be the stickerpreneurs that we are today.
This unique motivational product will help you focus on the mantra that has made us what we are today….
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$ 4.00
TaserStun Security
If dog’s and monitored alarms aren’t enough… maybe you should escalate the situation.
This will let would be thief’s know that you’re serious.
If you actually implement this system, we want to remind you that these stuckers are meant primarilly for humour and we won’t be liable for the ensuing...
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$ 5.00
Tribal
Add a tribal touch to your ride with our Tribal series of CarToo’s.
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$ 4.00
Vehicle Security
Having some break-in problems… want to avoid them?
These handy window decals will make sure that any crack head not to high to read (ok… that’s a stretch… but it’ll help) will take a second look at grabbing that classic 8 track out of your dashboard.
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$ 4.00
Viagra Man
Feeling like a certain super guy this morning?
Tell the world how happy you are with that little blue pill with this unique spin on something else that’s over 50 years old.
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$ 4.00
Voices
This will help alert the casual passer by as to your condition. In this litigious society it’s always wise to put up a little consumer warning, especially when it involves things you keep in your pants (mostly).
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$ 5.00
Zodiac
All the planets will align with uranus when you pimp your ride with these Zodiac based cartoo’s.
